Awards
Announcing the Genuis awards. Some of us don’t rate a MacArthur foundation grant. Sapolsky gets one, but not the baboons.
Well, the baboons are still qualified around here. They also serve who only stand around and adjust themselves.
In fact, what the heck. Here’s our first winner.
This little fella is smarter than Robert Sapolsky because he’s getting taken care of so geniuses can watch him adjust himself.
Want one of these awards? Show some genuis. Send evidence. Pander to the crowd.
Realize that the baboon has placed the bar pretty high for this award.
Extra points for genuis as an unintended consequence. In this case, the baboon was already adjusting himself. He was trying to awaken a primal urge. Along came a field trip from Stanford and he had the ingredients for a new lifestyle. And this award.